Yesterday my hubby went out to warm something in the microwave, which we keep in the garage. He comes in and says, there's a snake in there, and Tiger's playing with it.
I thought, surely he was seeing things, or trying to pull my leg. I go to check it out, and sure enough, my cat looks up at me like
"LOOK MA, LOOK WHAT I GOT"
Yes dear, I see. I'm very proud of you, what a good kitty.
Now let the snake go please.
Thank you!!
I was going to put it safely in the trash. (I know BAD),I couldn't help it, I freaked out, thinking I'd put it back in the woods, so it could bite my kids later, when it grows up to be anaconda. Not going to happen.
Thankfully Dino D, was there, and talked some sense into me. He was pleading with Tiger not to hurt the snake, it was so funny, and my princess was freaking out at the thought of the snake biting her cat, and then it would die.
All ended well, and mama took the snake back to the woods to live happily ever after. Actually my dustpan, and a broom took the snake back home, not like I actually picked that FREAKISHLY huge snake up. Dino D probably would have done it happily. I don't even know what kind of snake it was, go figure.
Oh, and I know you'd NEVER believe me, but when I was a youngin, like maybe 16 or 17, I actually snakesat my friends BOA CONSTRICTOR for a couple weeks. I remember sitting on my bean bag, watching TV with that thing around my shoulders, and neck. I wouldn't lie to you about this, I'm for real. I can't believe how much I've changed over the years, lol.
THE END!
Tell me, would you have freaked out too. Thrown it away, killed it, or put it back in the forest to grow, multiply and take over the world, with it's babies? Just curious!!!
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